How to find a Good Quality GF?

Anqi sent me this document titled, "How to find a good quality gf" yesterday. It goes like this;

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Here are a few qualities you should look for in a woman if you're interested in a long-term relationship. Whenever you hear I say "good character" in a woman, I am referring to these qualities. A good girlfriend should be:

1)Honest
Never date a liar. Once aliar, always a liar. A woman who has lied to you over and over will lie to you again in the future. You can count on it.

2) Loyal
Once a cheater, always a cheater. Just like a woman who has lied to you once will often lie again, a woman who has cheated once will usually cheat again.

3)Socially Skilled
Find a woman who can get along with anyone. If a woman"hates the world" or people in general, that's usually a sign there're deeper problems within her.

4)Fun to be with
Date women with a fun personality. A boring woman will drive you crazy as soon as the initial hormone-driven honeymoon period is over.

5)Adventurous and open-minded
Find a woman you can travel and explore the world with.Narrow-minded women usually have limited foresight and get boring after a while.

6)Cultured, classy and sophisticated
Cultured women often make a better companion if you live in a big city. (If you don't, it doesn't really matter.)

7) Frugal
Beware of big spenders and gold diggers. They will drain your bank account empty and then leave without looking back.

8)"Clean"
Your girlfriend should be currently clean of any drug or alcohol problems.

9) Flexible
Try to find someone who's willing to compromise. A spoiled princess will drive you nuts eventually.

10)A positive thinker
This one is very important. Pessimistic people will drain all your energy out of you.

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Well..It looks rather simple prima facie. Deep under the carpet, I believe it works on certain assumptions, for such a girl only exist in Utopia. 1st Assumption: Such a being possessing such listed qualities exists on the surface of Earth. 2nd Assumption: Such being will be hanging around me, crossing my paths everyday in my life so that I can pick them up along the way. 3rd Assumption: They are all single and available cuz they are too good to be true. Last Assumption: Such a being would be interested in another being like myself.

So with these 4 assumptions on hand, ceteris paribus, I should be getting a good quality gf soon....Lolx...What a Big lie!

Laterz...